Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My dick has a subreddit
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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