So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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