I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She's the barista slut.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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