I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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