The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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