Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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