Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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