She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.