I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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