She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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