just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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