school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?