Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.

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(315): View more from New York

Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.

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(757): View more from Virginia

so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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(734): View more from Michigan

So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.

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(585): View more from New York

Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered

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(435): View more from Utah

honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those

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(613): View more from Ontario

I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed

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(713): View more from Texas

I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning

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