Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this