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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  She didnt have a camera...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight

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• (310): View more from California

  i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.

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  19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.

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  21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?

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  Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me

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  its gonna be a great night

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.

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