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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.

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• (805): View more from California

  getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine

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• (561): View more from Florida

  P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.

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