I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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