what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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