The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
pray to the hookup gods
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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