Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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