hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think a kid would responsible me up
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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