and you said cock pushups were impossible
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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