Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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