ugly people sure do ruin things
is wine microwaveable?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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