I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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