ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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