Plan B is the new Plan A
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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