Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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