is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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