Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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