kristin has been a bad kristin
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize