kristin has been a bad kristin
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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