Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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