The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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