he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
