He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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