I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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