When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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