i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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