I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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