Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
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you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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