im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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