I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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