I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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