I cockslap morals
I have demons in me.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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