I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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