what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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