So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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