I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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