North Korea, Best Korea!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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