is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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