yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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