so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I take back everything I said about communal showers
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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