Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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