it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just cropdusted the office
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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