White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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