Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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