school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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