chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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