Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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