he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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